Coffee House Intellectual Imposter

Hat · Limited · By ROBLOX

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Sep 17, 2009

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You like to sit in coffee houses and attempt to impress random other customers with your faux-intellectualism. You pronounce Goethe like "Go-eth". You order lattes made with free trade soy milk. You pretend to like poetry accompanied by bongos. You are everything that is wrong with this country.